how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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