i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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