I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He shit in the fireplace
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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