ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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