I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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