It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
please don't ironically join a cult
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