she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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