It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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