I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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