Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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