...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Randomize