Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
