It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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