I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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