Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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