apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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