I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you told grandpa to call you daddy
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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