that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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