One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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