I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
