yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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