gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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