We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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