There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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