We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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