Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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