It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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