I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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