he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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