it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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