I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
