Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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