Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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