I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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