i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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