so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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