I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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