god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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