LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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