I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ā¹ļø
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