I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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