I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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