Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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