absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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