My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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