Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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