And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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