hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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