Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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