did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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