I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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