we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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