I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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