Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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