how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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