Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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