All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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