i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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