all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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